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i have these crazy friends... and they say the wakiest things sometimes.... my teachers are like that too... so... i shall be posting alll sorts of things that struck my funny bone on this page....
I Five Prong Seal your spl33n!!!
-me> > < <
Low reeds on caffine are notoriously dangerous
-- MarMar-dono, a basssoonist...i can't spell < <
For the love of God, HUG ME!!!
--Itachi-san/TeamAbodo
mmm... milk
--MarMar....
My Karma ran over your Dogma
-- MarMar?
Wash your hands!...or just get your own little stack of chips.
--My Bio Teacher
The difficulty is not so great to die for a friend, as to find a friend worth dying for.
-Miry i think... or where did you get it from, sesta?
its a peice of crap, but its MY peice of crap!
--Nar
You got lettuce on my back pack! that is sooo not cool!
--MarMar..... Alyssa keeled my sandwich and it went flying...
You- shut up!! and stop with the little hand motions!
-- Alice-chibi-chi-kun
Taste my Fairy wrath transvestite!
--MarMar, from a RP including a hungover silk(marmar's chara) and a kidnaping Deidara
Why did you hug her when I said that?
--MarMar
you can always put on more, but there is a limit to how much you can take off.
-- Me, Nar, its a weather thing....
Were you looking up his bell again?
-- My band teacher, Mr. Lewis....
So therefor you are the big honking cello on testosterone
-- Lewis again.... we were talking about how Ochestra crosses overto wind ensemble... and the bari. sax.-tuba's are the cello's.... and he said that... XD
I've never seen a peice of pizza do a back flip like that before....
-- My Otou-san (father) his pizza tried to run away. XD
Lets play F through K.
--Lewis... and he didn't get it either XD
This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is it vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished, as the once vital voice of the verisimilitude now venerates what they once vilified. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin van-guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose vis-à-vis an introduction, and so it is my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V.
-- V from V for Vendetta. isn't he awesome?
Chopsticks: The perfect dieting tool for the incompetant.
~Kaylee
Fertile mind... Do not feed
-- My Mom
sneaky like a zoo-san*
-- Waruigakusei- Freddie (Zoo-san=Elephant, Waruigakusei=bad student)
"Nope, I'd remember. I've got a mind like--er--a thing that doesn't forget stuff."
--Fizban-DragonLance. if you know who he is, you know why its funny XD
You know how fast you are going when a school bus passes you.
--My dad
Tanis, this is crazy , I hope you realize that!
Caramon, we wouldn't be here if we were sane ,would we?
No, I supose your right.
--Caramon, Tanis, Caramon
'I stared at it supsiciuosly, waiting for the Pond Ness Monster to rise out of its depths.'
--Maximum Ride, Maximum Ride: School's out-Forever
I had intercourse with a pastry!
-- Nar, durring Biology.. XD
I will BITE you!
--MarMar
"Boy, you just can't kill peole like you used to"
--Fang, Maximum Ride: School's out-Forever
World War II is just World War I on steriods
-- My history teacher
Someone is a noob when the majority of the people wants to bash said someone. -Fuggly Moogly
X better get on soon or im gonna neuter him!!!!!!
--Nareea
cause kitties are pressious. and cuddly. and sent down from the heavens by the hands of angels along with milk. even if the kitties don't always act like angels. OMG!! that explains why kitties like milk and creme!!!
--Itachi-san <3 she dislikes pounds
women think things through more so then men do at times, for example, you came into a chat room that is about 80% women and then started a sexist argument favoring men......you are therfor stupiud and your arguments can not be taken seriously
-- WE LOVE YOU NAR!
killing yourself requires no courage...just stupidity
--Nar - RP, lata to be used against her. methinks Aur was gunna try to.
Bennoc whimpers as he pulls himself up sniffing the air again ~its grass i swear~ Nar wipes her eye and stands up ~they burned the the whole valley Ben, there is nothing alive out there~ He doesn't pay attention to her ~i smell Aur to, its faint but there~ Nar glares at him yelling out loud as well as in mind speak ~"WELL NO SHIT SHE JUST EXPLODED!!! THERE ARE PROBABLY CHUNKS OF HER ALL OVER THE PLACE!!!!"~
--Nareea -- Alt!Seige
*Nareea* hmmm, and i see you have no snappy comeback, therefor i win
*Airlaith* Me and Nar draw D:
*Christizzle* YAY NAR WINS
*Airlaith* Okay!? D:
*X* No I got one Nareea
*X* You...smell o.o
* X dances
*Aurian* LOL
*Aurian* well
*Arya* xDD
*Aurian* you
*Aurian* have
*Aurian* hairier armpits
*Aurian* and
*Aurian* arms
*Aurian* wait
*X* thank you
*Aurian* i have hairier legs
*Aurian* so
*Aurian* XD
*X* It keeps me warm
*X* so do they
*X* :)
*Mer* DAMN YOU, YOU HUNK OF EARTHEN CRUD, DECIPHER THESE...THESE...
*Mer* CONFUSING MEAT SACKS!
*Mer* D:<
* Mer attempts to learn the lingo through osmosis.
* Mer fails miserably, yet succeeds at obtaining an imprint of a card on his forehead.
* Joseph taps Mer.
*Mer* If this were a mating ritual...
"I'll send you to the deepest pits of Hell! And while you're there you can lick the Devil's ass, Incognito!" -- Alucard- Anime episode 13
*Ixidor[away]* If I didn't have respect for you, I'd textually kick your ass.
*Leon* Oh my shit
''Uncle Trapspringer was my mother's aunt's third cousin on her Father's side by marriage,'' said Eider Thistledown.
''Isn't this amazing!'' cried Tasslehoff. ''Uncle Trapspringer was my father's cousin's uncle's wife's second cousin once removed.''
''Brother!'' cried Eider.
'Brother!''-- 195 of The Soulforged.
"The higher-ups of the police force are probably controlled by them. However... the ones who were just following their orders to break in here... The ones I killed and will try to kill again, are just typical ignorant humans. I can kill them. I can massacre them without even a bit of hesitation, an ounce of regret. Because I am a monster. Now, regarding you. Miss Integra. I will wield the gun. I will also determine its aim. I will put the ammo in the magazine, pull the slide, and even undo the safety. But... what will kill them is your intent. So, what are my orders?! Hellsing director Integral Fairbrook Wingates Hellsing?!"
Playing card games is alot like making love. There is usually a table involved, and you feel a sense of deep shame when it's over. Also, the older you get, the less fun it is. So remember. Always wear a condom whilst playing card games. -- Leon
-Leon- *Psst* Hey, DJ. Can I interest you in a geniune Grandmother?
* Mirage raises a sign in Aur's face, it reads "I'M A SIGN"
* Aurian takes a bite out of the sign. "hmm.. needs more fiber."
* Mirage looks at her destroyed sign
-Mirage- Its wood, how much more fricking fiber can you get?
* Aurian prods the dead RP
* Leon holds a funeral.
* Aurian says the rites
* Mirage goes to the wedding
-Mirage- ...wait o.o
Shoving it down my shirt does not count as hiding the evidence!
-Sam-tom. bandie road trip :3
I wasn't looking at his legs, i was looking at his Bassoon!
-Mar-mar. she thought he was a chick, but he had too hairy legs to be a chick.. <_<
Saumus just got in a fight with your pants. and i think he losed.
-Carly
O.M.G! that tree looks liek a gaint santa's helper!
- Carly
I hope water shrinks your head!
-- Darth munchikin= my sister.
If you didn't joke about the macabre and the bleak, you were likely to be mightly short on laughs.
-Ravirn, WebMage
"i have heard of your traitorous behaivior! I heard it, but i did not beleive it-" Sheriff Nottingham
'-Of course not, his history of kindly and honorable dealings with Sir Richard being borne so strongly in his mind-'Robin Hood
"-I could not beleive tyhat a lord of this land-" S.N.
'-even a saxon-' Much
"-would give succor to a band of common rabble-"S.N.
'-Definatly saxon-' Much
"-indid, i wonder that i donot find you with your throat cut by this rabble, and all your goods stolen-" S.N.
'-As we have often stolen yours-' Will Scarlet
* Nareea smirks at Aur "dude you gotta grow some tits one day"
* Nareea glomps leon
* Leon deflates.
*Nareea* QUICK AUR
*Nareea* WE GOTTA BLOW LEON TO INFLATE HIM AGAIN
*Aurian* OH NOES
*Aurian* . . .
*Nareea* OO
*Leon* Sounds so dirty.
*Leon* BLOW ME!
*Leon* BLOW ME NOW!
* Aurian gets Bennoc to give leon CPR
Musei Tsuihou Aurian Tenshi says:
hey, i'm the one who had the Male Reproductive Systems poster
Musei Tsuihou Aurian Tenshi says:
so you can guess what i was drawing
Leon Hill says:
You had a poster of a pair of bollocks?! LOL!
Musei Tsuihou Aurian Tenshi says:
on a tracing of me
Musei Tsuihou Aurian Tenshi says:
:P
Leon Hill says:
OH LOL!!!
-Ron-W- DragonSinger: Please, the IQ needs to come up to the national accepted average.
-Ron-W- Other wise, you will need to vacate the primesis.
-Zaynah- Were: Is it in the rules, to tell me to get over myself?
Aurian helps lloyd pick up collette. "It's nessesary that she quickly gets rest..' Kratos is cut off by a rough voice shouting "Hello, company!" as the group continues on through the ruins.
* Piers seems irritated. "GET FUCKING BENT!"
Tales of Symphonia RP >_>
gotta love Piers.. <_<
I read that as "Lloyd seems to agree with penis..."
lol, leon, lol...
-Nareea- Sarcasm, knowledge on the offensive
or maybe Miry came up with it. who knows?
"I suppose we must, though how we are to fight a dragon with nothing but swords and rose petals is beyond me!"
'It sounds like it's wounded. Those warriors probably have it cornered.'
"What a relief! A cornered, wounded dragon!"
Dragons of the Dwarven Depths, Raistlin and Caramon.
"The one thing we do know is," said Raistlin. "The enemy of my enemy is my friend."
"True," said Strum, smiling slightly. "In that case, we help the dragon."
"Help the dragon!" Caramon goggled. "Have you both gone crazy?"
"What a vivid imagination you have, my brother," Raistlin returned causticly. "Perhaps, when this is over, you should write a book."
"Sir Knight," Raistlin said sharply, "leave off your prayer. Paladine knows what to do with a soul. he does not need you to tell him."
"Stop him!" Raistlin warned. "He's casting a magic spell!"
Flint skidded to a halt. "You're the mage!" He bellowed at Raistlin. "You stop him!"
"Then get out of my way."
"Are you alright?"
"I am lying on my back on a bridge in pitch darkness with someone hurling boulders at me. no, I am not alright." Raistlin retorted.
"Perhaps we will be the ones to discover the truth."
"You will write a treatise on the subject, no doubt, and read it aloud at the next Wizard's Conclave."
"I might at that."
"The Theiwar targeted us," said Strum, gasping for breath.
"They targeted Raistlin," Tanis pointed out.
Flint snorted. "I said the Theiwar were evil. I never said they didn't have good sense."
Aurian Enasni says:
They continue through the forest, Aur's lights bobbing along at head height, though it doesn't really do too much about the darkness of the forest. Presea leads the way, her ax slung across her back, and Lloyd watches her. "Lloyd." Zelos catches his attention. "ah.. eh, zelos? what is it?" "i noticed you were just watching Presea-chan, a while ago. What's with that, Lloyd?" Aur brightens the light
Leon-kun (Blaze001) Dean-san: Chibisuke says:
"I'm Prince Caspian. Your sexy Latin counterpart."
don't ask. we're RPing, and things like this happen.
*divine* I once added *XD* to a spamfilter list on a server.
*divine* Ah, fuck me it was great.
*Aurian* AH! pants vibrating!
*Lukas* O.O
*Lukas* TOO MUCH INFO!!!
How can we go on a quest to regenerate the world if we can’t even save the people standing right in front of us?!
Lloyd Irving
"you're so far in the closet, you've met Aslan...and sucked his..."
>.>
Donna Henshaw of "Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps." BBC Three's best show~
I heard it from Leon in an RP....
*Tas grabs SOMETHING from SOMEWHERE on Blaze001
*Tas* >:3
*Blaze001* OMG!
*Blaze001* MY VIRGINITY!
*Blaze001* :O!
Asch speared the brat with his most hostile glare in his repertoire of glares, vile looks, and biting sarcasm mixed with grating harshness.
The Phantom knocked my socks off, then stole them to make the music of the night D: = Marmar
*Nareea* you have missed the point in the argument
*Nareea* The room is full of PMSing women
*Nareea* so no matter what you bicker about you will automatically lose
Zephon (Zach.is@Airys.House) has joined #general_discussion
*Zephon* Burn in a fire
* Zephon pulls a banana out of his pocket
* Calin (400c7490@secure-90B66BF0.mibbit.com) has joined #general_discussion
*Eira* Calin is just in time for the raping.
*Calin* Yey?
*@Jade* div does not aprove of males.
*~Zaynah* Except for in bed of course... <_<
Bjartskular says:
THE BRITISH ARE COMING, THE BRITISH ARE COMING
Bjartskular says:
D:
Aurian Enasni says:
oh noes! not the british! must get the sock puppets!
Bjartskular says:
No wait. It's just the french. false alarM
Aurian Enasni says:
darn
Aurian Enasni says:
*puts away socks*
*Nareea jumps into the RP at an awkward moment in a conversation "...so then it got even better because he just kept going and goi...oh...it's you guys" She smiles "Nice to see you"
* Jo-WEE wants cups
* Aurian hands her a bra.
Jo-WEE stares at Aurian appalled
* Jo-WEE shoves it back and turns around
* Aurian looks at whats in her hand. oops.
* Aurian hands her a cup.
* Aurian hands her a measuring cup.
* Jo-WEE goes to store and buys a new dictionary for Aurian to read and learn.
* Jo-WEE speakes slowly "You. read. This. Learn. New. Words."
* Aurian hands Jo-WEE another kind of cup. Jo-WEE will have to ask a male who plays sports about that one.
*Hartanna* COOKIE BOOBIES
* &HW|Someone beats paul with antarctica
Aurian Enasni says:
*mutters* saving throws. how the hell do i make saving throws.
Marred says:
You press the save button and throw your computer out the window? >.>
Zephon says:
wanna peanut butter sammich?
Aurian Enasni says:
o-o
Aurian Enasni says:
any jelly?
Zephon says:
if I put jelly on it, there would be. yes.
Aurian Enasni says:
blackberry? o-o
Zephon says:
no
Zephon says:
just rape
Zephon says:
...
Zephon says:
grape
Aurian Enasni says:
D:
*Dalton* so bored
*Tsuihou* for a second i read boned... o-o
*Dalton* that too
* Tsuihou scrubs at eyes
"It was a long time ago." Yuan waves hand. "Technically, i should be over it." he doesn't seem to into what he's saying though, still kinda spacing out.
Arya sighs softly. "You loved her. It takes years for someone to get over true love. Like a fairy tale. Happily ever after. Except when it fails. Then it's fuck my life ever after."
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